Monday, September 6, 2010

OH Adam. Baby










"A simple report, dull even...." Oh I wish I could say the same for this review, Samus. Metroid: Other M was said to be a re-imagine of the Metroid series, with Team Ninja in the works, it was said it'd take "risks." Though there's one thing with risks, they turn out good...or end up being a mistake. 

(Spoilers are ahead)



Let's get right to it. In Metroid: Other M, you play as Samus, a bounty hunter who has saved galaxy numerous times and, in case you've forgotten, is a girl. Normally gender doesn't really play much into the story, but not in this game, but I’ll get to that later. The game takes place sometime after Super Metroid for the SNES and you battle your way through the BOTTLE SHIP, a research ship that, you discover over time, is doing bio-weapon research and testing. 

The game plays out as an "enhanced" 2.5D game, as you can freely move around in the corridors. The camera is fixed, because it IS a 3rd person shooter, but don't fret, the camera is actually placed in well positions. I never had a problem with the camera. It also has first person elements, like scanning things and shooting missiles, but more on that later. 

As mentioned before, the game starts off after the events of Super Metroid and you start off going through a quarantine process. Of course, since this is Team Ninja we're talking about, we have Samus in her Zero Suit and we're just staring at her boobs (which I first noticed they're rather large...). Then you hear a monologue from Samus about what's going on at the moment, like why she's there and how she feels about it. This, I believe, to be a both good and bad thing. Hearing Samus "discussing" the actions gives her more of human side to her; she is no longer just a killing machine. But yet she drones on and on and on about either the baby metroid from Super Metroid or about her former commanding officer from when she was in the Galactic Federation, Adam (who has an emotional range of a teaspoon). 

Unfortunately, most of her monologues are about Adam and how she feels about him. They're mostly all over 5 minutes of her just focusing on Adam. Most of her flashbacks are about when she was in the Galactic Federation Army and shows a few scenes from few different missions, all under the command of Adam. She focused on how she wished she could be closer to Adam, wished to know how he felt and ways to have more connections with him. Though, when she was reading, it was also god awful. It was like Samus turned back to 13 and was reading off her livejournal entries to the public. (And yes, she ACTUALLY says "Confession time") However, when she was talking in the present, or commenting on the actual clues of the situation, she sounded older and mature. However, that all changed when Adam sacrificed himself and she turned into a 12 year old, bawling her eyes out to save Adam (I however was jumping in joy). Team Ninja DID say that the game was more focused on Samus' past and will give Samus some character, but I do believe they did it in the wrong way. If you wanted to show Samus becoming strong and gaining character, do it by showing her inner battles while saving planets before, or showing her victories while in the Galactic Federation, not her focusing emotionally on Adam. It seems insulting or even hypocritical to show the most bad ass and non-sexualized girl in gaming to be almost weak. I mean, she freaks the fuck out over facing Ridley and turns into a crying little girl, I'm NOT joking. By this time in the Metroid series, you've faced Ridley 5 times, and now, all of the sudden she gets paralyzed with fear just by seeing Ridley.  

Back to the first person aspect, in order to go into it, you have to point your Wiimote towards the screen; there are a few problems with mode however. When you first point it, there's a tiny moment where you go "wait, where's my reticule?" On top of that, you cannot move while in this, so you're always a standing target when you go into this mode. When you have to go into this mode to fire missiles there's usually tons of enemies circling around you, so you have to wait for the right moment so you don't get hit from the side. It's a huge juggling act during boss battles. You WILL get hit; it's just how many times you get hit will measure how well you are. There's also a few minor issues with its aim. You look around the area with the B button held down and moving around the Wiimote around the screen, and if there's an enemy around, you lock onto the baddie with the B button as well. However, if there's more than that on the screen, it seems the lock wants to go to the enemy that's furthest away, which could and is a pain at the final "battle."

However, when you're not standing around, you'll be in third person mode. You move around freely with the D-pad and jump around with the 1 button and shoot like a crazy fool with the 2 button. As simple as the control scheme is, it REALLY works. You're forced to have auto-aim, which is a lot better than it sounds. After playing awhile, you can't really imagine playing this game any other way, even a true first person shooter.  It really works; you see how Samus really battles baddies, and the athletic dodge is always very nice to have. Although the auto aim only starts when the enemies are less than 4 feet away from you, but that's pretty good, it knows which enemies to prioritize over (like the ones you can kill vs. the ones you can't). Another thing that works so well is the item gathering. It first sounded easy like, you can't miss it now, since its 3rd person, but yet they still hid the power ups so well. It actually made me want to play the game more, even after seeing the credits. 

There are points however in the game that seems to not make any sense whatsoever. Beyond the cinematics that solely focuses on Adam and/or things that really move the story along, but there are points where you are forced to walk. The camera zooms up to Samus' robotic ass and you walk around. The camera is fixed on that angle and it's hard to move into a position you want to get in. I'm assuming you can only walk because it adds suspense, but i get tired walking like that in a rather large area and it takes 5 minutes to walk from point A to B. There are also bathrooms or something that has no purpose in the game. Also there are a few inferences in this game. In the forced tutorial portion the guy who's walking you through the moves says stuff like "Those are the moves I remember." And then "I even polished up your suit, so you look somewhat presentable," as he pushes up his glass like a giant pervert, focusing on her breasts and nothing else. There are also some hints that Samus' and Adam were doing more than what was said (which sickens me). There were also moments of sexism throughout the entire game. The biggest example is when you can't use your powers, not because you don't have the powers, but ADAM hasn't given you permission. Also, at the end, a head general dude calls Samus an outsider and doesn't belong around what the men are doing. Another thing is the ending. It's super anticlimactic. After 3 super long cinematics, you find sector zero, where all the cold resistant metroids and Mother Brain are located. You're all prepared for this final assault. But Adam appears and takes it out and self-destructs the entire section. And then when you face the real Mother Brain you just scan her and the game ends. The last portion of the game can be summarized as "Anticlimactic" Also, after you get the ice beam, which are your wave and plasma beams, can FREEZE enemies. One last thing, if you're low on health and/or missiles, you don't have to kill enemies to get pickups, you hold up the Wiimote and hold the A button you "concentrate," you replenish your ammo. 



(End Spoilers)

All in all the game goes into Samus' past and focuses on it the wrong way. The controls are simple and seem natural. The story is in depth and worth getting into, including the side story, even if the ending doesn't seem to constitute itself. So, if you're a veteran Metroid fan, this game will probably NOT live up to the hype. However if you’re new to the series this will be a great incentive to play the other Metroid games to see how much of a badass she truly is!


The final word:  it deserves a 3.5...out of 5. Which is strange to give, especially with this being my first review and all, but it deserves more than a 3 but defiantly less than a 4. It’s a good rental, but I wouldn’t buy it unless I’m really new to the series and need something to dust off my Wii.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

E3 2010 - Sony

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alot about 3D ready tvs and shit with the ps3, and alot of titles released/updated today for 3D gaming
killzone 3 (in 3D) (and with capable with playstation move)
a hell lot more titles were zoomed by showing that they were also gonna be in 3D.
Motor system apolocalypse
eyepet
MLB 10 the show
The Fight: Lights Out
Tumble
Cyrsis 2
Mortal Kombat
Gran Turismo 5
The Sly Collection
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(that motion controller that was announced last year)
Sorcery (a glorified harry potter game, that's not harry potter, with all spell casts)
Tiger Woods PGA Tour 11
Heroes on the Move (working title) (basically some of the heroes from different games in this one)
move comes out september 19th
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Brunswick Pro bowling
sports champions
start the party
sing star
superstars tv
socom 4
time crisis
the shoot
resident evil 5
Lord of the rings
Tron: Evolution
Sorcery
Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker
Invizimals
God of War: Ghost of Sparta
Mod Nation Racers
Ace combat Joint Assault
Gravity Crash: Portable
Dragon Ball Z Tenaichi: tag team
Hot shot tennis: get a grip
Madden NFL 11
patapon 3
fat princess: fistful of cake
tetris (lol)
eyepet
Piyotama
kingdom hearts: birth by sleep
the 3rd birthday
p3p
ys
valkyrai 2
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Little Big Planet 2
Playstation Plus (basically like an xbox live gold membership)
Medal of Honor
Dead Space 2
PORTAL 2 PORTAL 2 PORTAL 2 PORTAL 2 PORTAL 2 PORTAL 2 PORTAL 2 PORTAL 2 PORTAL 2 PORTAL 2 PORTAL 2 PORTAL 2 PORTAL 2 PORTAL 2 PORTAL 2 PORTAL 2
Final Fantasy 14 online
Mafia 2
Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
Madden NFL 11 (ps3)
NBA 2K 11
NCAA Football 11
Echochrome 2
True Crime
Marvel Vs Capcom 3
Shooter 2
Castlevania
Dead Nation
DC Universe
Infamous 2
Twisted Metal
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E3 2010 - Nintendo

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Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
Mario: Sports mix
Wii Party
Just Dance 2
Golden Sun: Dark Sun
Goldeneye
Epic Mickey
Kirby's Epic Yarn
DragonQuest 9
Metroid: Other M (release date announced: august 31)
Donkey Kong Country
Nintendo 3DS
Project Sora = a project a game directly for 3DS = Kid Icarus: Uprising
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Monday, June 14, 2010

E3 2010 - Ubisoft

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child of eden - i really don't know how to explain this game...it's a kinect game where you shoot things and it makes music?
assassin's creed: Brotherhood
shaun white skateboarding (yes, SKATEboarding, not snow)
Laserport (basically laser tag)
Innergy (basically....a helping you meditate game)
Kinect sports
Rabbid Rabbits: Travel through time
Ghost Recon: Future Soldier
Driver: San Francisco
Project Dust (working title) (it's like avatar (the airbender) but...more mature i guess)
Rayman Origins
Mania Planet (a collection area for trackmania, shootmania, and questmania)
Something with Micheal Jackson...seriously. they dropped his name, 6 ppl danced. and it was over
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E3 2010 - EA

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Need for speed: Hot pursuit
Dead Space 2
Medal of Honor (it's not finally out of WW2 and into Afghanistan...glad that we can FINALLY move on and stop re-glorifying our last victory)
Gun Club (basically a perky thing for EA fps')
an expansion pack for Battlefield: Bad Company 2 (Vietnam)
MMA
EA sports fightnight live (basically you try to cause fights and REAL ppl watch it...and other stuff)
Active 2
Madden NFL '11
Sims 3 for the consoles
Crysis 2
Bulletstorm
Star Wars: The Old Republic (more information given, everybody gets their own starship)
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E3 2010 - Microsoft

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we start with call of duty: Black ops
a multi-year agreement with activision, so that all the CoD things will be available on the Xbox 360 before the ps3.
Metal Gear Solid: Rising
Fable 3
Crackdown 2
Project Natal is now called "Kinect"
Gears of War 3 - with mutations and a new mode called "Beast"
Microsoft got a new partner - crytek
Codename: Kingdoms
Halo: Reach (again, but this time we get a cinematic/demo of it instead of a name drop from last year) it's a prequel to the original halo
with kinect you can connect with your zune and use "Xbox: ____" commands for it to do stuff for you. YOU LAZY BASTARDS
they're bringing xbox live to windows phone 7
videokinect - basically skype for xbox
ESPN on xbox live for free if you're a gold member
kinectimals -the freakest thing i have ever seen
kinect sports - basically mario and sonic at olympics
soccer
bowling
ping pong
track and field
boxing
volleyball
kinetic joy ride
kinetic adventures - japanese game show like mxc
your shape fitness evolved - basically wii fit and all of its fitness games
Dance Central - ddr with your body instead of feet, follow the body positions
Kinect comes out November 4th with 15 titles to launch
with a star wars kinect game...looks disappointing
F10 - basically a kinect racing...simulation, not really game
a new 360 body - basically 360 slim - available today- same price
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E3 2010 eve

E3 2010 starts tomorrow. so you know what that means, i'm going to spam the hell out for you guys. as soon as it happens i'll be posting. TOMORROW shall be busy as fuck. we got Microsoft, EA, and Ubisoft. whew. WELL. here we go!!!

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Fucking hell

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ugh...god damnit. really. god fucking damnit. I'm really starting to hate every little thing about me. I keep doing shit that i know i shouldn't be doing. I keep doing these things things i don't want to do, things that make me hate everything about me. I hate being like this. The bigger problem is, i don't know how to change. i want to change, but i don't know how to tackle this, and i know i don't have many ppl to turn to, and frankly, some I DON'T want to turn to. Some ppl are complete bitches/douches that nothing means anything to them, they only think of themselves and no one else. Some ppl can't take hints that, maybe i don't want to be constantly picked on, or touched constantly (sometimes in a specific place). I don't care if that's how you act, cuz you know, it fucking hurts. I don't mind it at first, one or two, sure, but all night of it, i really start to think you're not a person to talk to. Anyway, i'm just pent up with myself and others. I hate and despise myself for being like this, and i have no clear direction on how to fix this. 
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Thursday, March 11, 2010

Emo reflection post

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*sigh* so i went to a lesbian gay bi tran support group thingy, hoping to get some of my personal questions answered and stuff, but it defiantly wasn't what i expected. I didn't say a damn thing, because i was so scared, but once i got the nerve to say something, they were on a new topic. *sigh* really not a people person. Also, they're also like, way beyond my level of "gay". like, i'm level 1, and they're all level 50+. They're are REALLY UPSET, that people don't see them as gay. And this one chick was upset that she was going out with a straight man. I'm sitting there going, "DOES THIS REALLY MATTER??" but oh well. i guess i just won't understand. ANYWAY, to the main point of this post, during THE ENTIRE TIME, i was thinking about Brad. The only guy i loved. I regret telling him everything. Because after I told him everything, he cut off communication with me. And not only that, but he also stops communicating with my friends that are friends with him. I feel that it's all of my fault. If i didn't come out to him and asked him out...none of this would be happening, we would still be friends and my friends would be still be friends with him. I am literally crying throughout this post and taking many breaks because i just feel so horrible from what i've done to him and the friends that we share. It's almost been a year since i told him EVERYTHING. And I regret telling him. I'm the very reason why he destroyed friendship. He's probably so scared of me, and doesn't want to even think about me. I hate myself for even trying. I just wish, I can see him again, and tell him that I'm sorry and that this shouldn't ruin our friendship. Because that's all i really want again, our friendship. He was my best best friend ever...and i miss him terribly.
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Monday, March 8, 2010

rant post.

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so, break was soooooooooo incredibly boring. All i did was goto the place of the pie everyday (sunday-thursday) and just chill out there. I watched Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood (46 episodes). And then caught up with Dragon Ball Kai (2 episodes). And then i decided to do all of my math hw, and then more....and more...and more...I am so far ahead of my math class, it's not even funny. :\ But i'm really glad that the break is now over, i practically went insane out of boredom on saturday. you can only do so much hw and thinking about other stuffs for so long... :(
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so, i've been really thinking. There's a lot of crap in the world, and it really does affect us, either because we have these problems or we know someone who is has it. so i'm gonna just gonna let my hands type because really, i want to know some of this stuffs.
  • Fetishes. lol. i know....sorry. What the hell? seriously, why do we have them? why does a certain item/action gives us more of a response??? I think i probably have one of the weirdest ones ever. I don't know anyone who will share mine, and i probably wont' find anyone who will. but still, why do we have them? what caused them to form? I don't recall anything in my childhood that really relates to that kind of feeling. maybe curiosity or it caught my interest, but never in a sexual way. how did something so simple turn into that???
  • Orientation. Why does it really matter? Why are some gay/bi when others are straight? I mean, there's nothing wrong with being gay, bi, straight, or a transvestite. It shouldn't matter. I'm bi (i think), and i wasn't surrounded by gays, in fact, i didn't know anyone until last october! I didn't watch anything gay or anything. but yet, somehow, i find (A VERY SELECT FEW) guys attractive. i really don't get it. i keep on hearing nature vs nurture. It doesn't apply to me, i don't think, because no one or thing was gay around me. I'm not saying i'm mad or sad or upset about being bi, i just wanna know how i got here.
  • looks. (yeah i'm sorry about being so focused on sexual stuff, i really don't focus on this shit, but with a week OF NOTHING TO DO, it kinda infected my thoughts). Again, why does this matter? Shouldn't we judge people by their actions, personality, and how they treat themselves/others rather than just by looks??? i mean seriously, how did our stupid society got this infected with lust??? I mean, yeah, i will admit fault here. but why do we do so? Can't we focus on the person within??? what changed us from doing that to the only the physical person? Girls with breasts, asses, revealing or tight clothes, heels,etc; guys with muscles, a big dick, money, being a jock, etc. why do we focus on those stupid things?? I mean seriously?? We even do it to the color of the skin as well. i really don't get how we devolved ourselves to these primal instincts.
  • sex. yeah yeah. ok. sure, sex is a good thing to have, why not? really? but god damn. I don't need or want to see it every god damn place. Seriously. It should just stay in the house and nothing more. I don't want to see it on the simpsons. it's really disgusting. or in games even. I know i sound like a broken record, but how did it all come down to this> why does our society focus on sex? sure, i'd like to have sex, i admit it, but my life isn't revolved around the damn action. To be honest, i see having sex is like the peak of a relationship, like, you guys have made it, you love each other so much that you are ready for whatever comes at you, TOGETHER. it should be a somewhat holy (that's a bit too strong of a word, but idk what fits in there) action, at least the first time should be. I mean, if you're still with your partner, whether it be a man or a woman, then sure, it doesn't have to be that important everytime, but it's nice to have some special meaning to it. idk if i contradicted myself, but in my head it all makes sense.
  • people. There seems to be 2 basic broad types of people. people who don't really talk to people, stay within their bubble (of friends, group, or personal) and then there's the people who are extremely outgoing, able to befriend (sometimes more) people all the time with no problems. I really think is the most complexing, we all know people that fall within both groups, and even family members, i believe. Idk, i think it's more nature than nurture, i knew a lot more outgoing people than i do with people who are just in the corner (like me) so idk, why is it that i fear meeting new people? I fear judgement from people i don't even know. why is that? Even though, i'm surrounded by people who other people just die for. They do it, they're the masters, they do it very successfully. But when I try, i fail miserably. maybe there's something missing that i'm not doing/portraying. idk what it is, i just wish i knew what it was. It'd be nice to get more than 3 friends at college. lol.
  • cheating. this is what I DON'T GET. not one bit. Yeah sure, i can understand people liking more than 1 person. that's fine, it's human. Most people understand that, and they go into relationships, and know all the things they're sacrificing to be into that relationship. And even I admit, I do like some other people, but i don't focus on them, that'd be wrong. But, I think, those people are good to have close, because, those are the people you can trust the most, and most likely help you with any of your problems, as you would help them with theirs. They're obviously gonna be good people, you can't just leave them, because you can't have them, that's selfish and douche like. I trust those people, and some of them, I even told them, and they were very understanding and supportive and helpful. I appreciate that from them and it means a lot that they don't think any less of me because of this, they really are great people. But even after all of that, i'm very content with who i am with, and wouldn't change it for anything in the world. ANYWAY, back to my point, there are some people, who cheat on their partner. Which I don't understand, if you feel that you have to cheat, break up with the person, don't go into a deep hole that you dug yourself in with (sometimes more than) 2 people. Break up with partner and go with whoever you want to cheat with, and then it's no longer cheating. I know this probably sounds harsh, but if you even consider to cheat, you really don't love your partner. Don't drag it out and cause more harm to each other, just stop things, or take extra time out to work things out. Idk, i just don't get it
Yeah...i'm sorry for just ranting like that, i guess most of it is just me being naive. I really don't know the answers to any of those questions. I HAD ALOT OF TIME on my hands last week, and i had alot of thoughts RACING through my head. That just really scratched the service. I'd type more, but i've typed alot today, and wasted class time and then some. and also, it probably seems like i'm a sex freak or something, thinking about all those things. Not really. it's just in this group of topic. I'm sorry if i sound like one, i'm really not. And now i'm tired... so next time. LOL what a way to greet blogger. lol
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