Monday, November 28, 2011

Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword Spoiler Free Review

The Wii started with a Zelda game, and now its last hoorah is also a Zelda game. Go out with a bang, Nintendo. 

There has been a lot of hype surrounding this game since its first teased at E3 three years ago. It has gotten a lot of people's hopes up and expectations in the clouds. With the integration with the Wii Motion Plus and the celebration of 25 years of Zelda, it is the highest anticipated game for the Nintendo universe. With all of that riding on it, especially with the Wii's current standing in the gaming world, it's safe to say Nintendo and Miyamoto put a lot of effort into this game. I can safely say though, that they hit the mark.

Let’s start with what we know, the game is integrated with the Wii Motion Plus technology, and it really shows. All enemies can guard themselves and you must pick which of the nine strikes will harm it. Yes, the sword has one to one movement, but as for your sword, you have only 9 attack patterns: up and down, left and right, upward/downward right slash, upward/downward left slash, and stab. The game utilizes this by having every enemy guard themselves in a specific way, so you must choose a swing pattern that will hurt it, or else its blocked, or worse you can be damaged. Which sounds great and awesome on paper, however actually playing it, it can get very frustrating. It could be just me however, so I'm not really criticizing it. I had to teach myself to slow down when attacking and to take my time and not rush, which gets hard when you're facing a boss and you're getting caught in the adrenaline rush from successfully hurting it. Though sometimes it DID read my swinging motion incorrectly. I swung the Wii Mote left to right but it thought it was an upward right slash, however I can defend it once more because of the way i was positioned according to the screen and the sensor, or perhaps i really was but it didn't have a dramatic incline. So, I’m not entirely sure if this is a Wii problem or a me problem. Lastly was the problem with me and stabbing. I couldn't get it to work nine times out of 10. Again, it could be just me.

However, since the Nunchuck isn't as developed as the Wii Motion Plus so it still has its bugs. Case and point: in order to raise your shield [if you have one] you must thrust the Nunchuck forward and the shield will be activated. Makes sense right? Well, sometimes when I was swinging the Wii Mote with some energy, as I said I got caught in the adrenaline, the shield would then come out instead. Another example is when you get your bow and arrow, you can hold down the ‘c’ button and “pull” back the Nunchuck to arm it, however you can also move the Nunchuck forward and the same result will happen.

Let’s move on to the subject of the actual game. There’s not many differences in this game but there are a couple noticeable changes. They added a couple rpg elements to the game, where you have to collect things in order to upgrade some items. Though these are not necessary for you to beat the game, but the ways you collect these items are generally not fun. I had to collect a certain item to upgrade my shield, however I had to buy an item and use that item to catch an animal in order to get the item, and there’s no other way of obtaining this item, and even after beating the game I still don’t’ have one particular item, I don’t’ know what it is, because I never found it.

An additional change is the new inventory system, it’s a little bit different. You get your important items on one screen, where you can access one at any time, but then items like the shield and your bottles are in your “adventure pouch.” It holds 4 total items at the start and you can find and buy additional pouches. So I had a sidequest where I had to save a girl and in order to do that I was given an item, however my adventure pouch was full, and I had NO idea how to get rid of items. I’m not sure if this was explained in the game, but you have to go to the bazaar and there’s one shop where you can exchange items. I had to find a video of a guy on youtube who was literally raging over this to find out how to free up space. Lastly about this topic, upgrades to your bomb bag, quiver, and seed bag are bought and take up space in your pouch instead of the actual item. I don’t personally don’t understand these additional changes into the game, I guess the argument is to add realism, but you’re talking about realism in a game that there’s clouds you literally can’t go through clouds and that you ride giant birds. I don’t buy that.

So, you’ve seen all these negatives, but don’t let that get you down, there are TONS of positives. I loved this game from beginning to end. The story was wonderful and deep. The characters were well displayed like from Wind Waker and deep and developed like from Majora’s Mask. The world was very imaginatively created with four different areas, each with its own theme and creatures. However, these areas are NOT connected to each other in any way, minus the sky. However, the areas…are actually small in comparison in size of Hyrule Field in Twilight Princess. The three areas under the ground are about medium size, and they have pretty good amount of stuff to do, but yet the sky area is expansive, but there’s not much to do up there! It’s like the ocean in Wind Waker but more emptiness. I think they gave up the world space for the story telling. This is just a theory because we all know the Wii’s limitations.

A fantastic feature is its music! Everything was orchestrated and beautifully composed. It’s not typical of Zelda music but it works SO well with Skyward Sword’s world, and I can’t think of any pieces of music that could have made it any better. I can’t wait to get my hands on the soundtrack, if they decide to release one.

Again though, these are just small little factors in this large wonderful game.  As much as I would LOVE to go into the story, I won’t. The story is deep and fascinating, it’s a great game and I didn’t want to put down the Wii mote. It’s an almost perfect game, and any problems are really just nitpicking. They don’t really take anything away from the game, just sometimes makes you question a couple things.  Overall I will give this game a 9.5/10. Yes it’s another silly number but the biggest issue was the world. It was large but yet nothing to do and it’s nowhere near the size it could have been, but yet the rich story could have been its consequence.  If you haven’t already, pick up this rare awesome title for the Wii.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

EMU RANT


this is a rant. 

small background: I'm on academic probation. I did LOUSY last semester (although not as bad as i originally thought, i'll get to that later). I did so bad i decided to take it easy this semester, to get my head back on straight. I was burnt out and well...it sure showed during the semester.

so a couple weeks ago i got this e-mail on my emich account, confirming that i am on probation and saying i should make an appoint with the student academic advising team. after a couple weeks of neglecting it, i decided to call and make an appointment because i had no idea what "academic probation" means. it wasn't in the e-mail and it wasn't on their website either (that i could find). so i called and made an appointment for like 9 am. 

9 am hit and i was there. and i had to fill out this form about who i was and what my gpa is (i put <2.0) and my "probation level." i had no idea what that meant so i just put a '?'  and then on the back of the pamphlet they had a little questioniare about some factors why i did poorly last semester. and it said to put comments where needed, but the area to put ANY comment was "_______" NO joke. took me about 5 minutes to get trough it, even though i left like 4 blank

after an additional 15 minutes and 2 phone calls to his office, he finally came out to get me. the very first thing he asked was if i used my e-mich email and i said "no"  and he had a mini fit. "your e-mich should be the only e-mail you use! Be professional about it! No professional would use yahoo or google or hotmail." and then the remainder of the first half hour was him giving me sheets of paper about some resources for school. and then he stopped and looked at me and asked "so what's your answer" what answer??? you never asked 1 god damn thing. ALL you've done is giving me papers on how to be a better student. cuz apparently i'm too retarded to know the resources around me. and then he asked me if i knew how to figure out my gpa. i groaned and said yes. but he explained how to anyway. he first saying that you go into probation if your gpa is below 2.0 and then the school has a policy where basically you have 3 semester to get your gpa back up to at least a 2.0 and then financial aid as well. and then the school offers to retake classes to change your grade for the class.  so he showed me that my gps is....1.93. I"m happy because i thought my gpa would've been like <1.3 or something. cuz i know i did bad last semester, but not as bad as i thought. and then he looked at me like i was crazy being happy for my current gpa, and all he really said was "it doesn't round up" continuing that i'm just some retard

He then started looking over my classes i have taken at emich and noticed that i had received honors credit for math and that i took calc 1 and calc 2 here. and looked at me and asked "why are you taking these math classes?" i told him because i wanted to get to the highest math class there, and decided to start at calc 1 again because it's been a long while since i took calc 2. and then he looked at me. in disbelief. NOT because i'm taking calc for fun but... "maybe you should start at [insert's minimum math requirement class name here]" I WAS SO PISSED.  I DON'T THINK HIGHLY OF MYSELF...EVER. AND YOU LITTLE FUCKER, I TAKE PRIDE IN MY MATHEMATICAL ABLILITY! IT IS ONE OF THE VERY FEW THINGS I'M PROUD OF MYSELF.  and this FUCKER had to destroy it. HOW DARE YOU E
VEN ASSUME ANYTHING ABOUT MYSELF WITHOUT ASKING 1 DAMN THING!!! YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU UNDERSTAND ANYTHING OR GET TO KNOW THE ROOT PROBLEM WITHOUT ASKING 1 FUCKING THING (more on this later)

so after a small silence he manage to ask me a simple question about last semester "were there any problems outside of school?" YES. BECAUSE IT'S NEVER THE SCHOOL'S FAULT. i manage to hint that there were problems school wise "no, not really, but the math class was just bad scheduling" "what do you mean?" "Well, they were 45 minute classes." "Ok?" "Well, the first thing is that we spent the first 30 minutes answering problem (2 if we're LUCKY) from last night's homework and then, the last 10-15 minutes TRYING to cram the new material." "Oh, I don't see anything wrong with that" WHAT??? WHAT THE FLYING FUCK ARE YOU ON???? YOU CAN'T HAVE A MATH CLASS BUILT LIKE THIS. WHEN YOU ONLY GET 10 MINUTES OF GETTING NEW INFORMATION. WHERE PPL HAVE TONS OF QUESTIONS, OF WHICH THE TEACHER CAN'T REALLY ANSWER, BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME. HOW THE FUCK IS NOT A PROBLEM????

I had enough of him at this point. I wanted to just get up and leave. it seemed pointless because how this was being treated. so after another silence he asked me what my degree was in. "S.A.G" (simulation, animation, Gaming) of which he replied "same here." (i don't believe him) so he went on telling about how i should contact the head ppl of the college of technology and their advisors. so by now it's like 9:50 and i'm DYING to leave. so he asked what specifically i wanted to do. i told him i want to go into gaming. I believe he gave a look of "you can't do that"  his only response was "you want to be a part of the process or pr?" "i want to be part of the process." "Artist?" "No, i can't draw to save my life" "So a programmer?" 'yes" "you know there's more to game industry than that" --I guess he just assumed that I'M TOO RETARDED TO MAKE A GAME.FUCKER, I HAVE MADE MORE THAN 2 GAMES (though the 2 are the best i've made) AND YOU KNOW WHAT? THEY WERE BEST OF CLASS IN A STUDENT SHOW AND ONE OF THEM WAS ON THE FRONT PAGE OF NEWGROUNDS. i hate this guy. to the core. I hate him. I want him dead. -- he then just kind explained other ways to be a part of the gaming industry that's not in the process of making games.  I swear to god he was gonna say something along the lines of "maybe you should reconsider. it's a hard process of making game" but he didn't. but he did. i would've torn him a new one. 

So then, he turned me to saying "I didn't get much of a feedback from you." WELL GEE. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU ASKED ME ANYTHING!! YOU NEVER ASKED ME WHAT HAPPENED LAST SEMESTER. OR EVEN THINK THAT THERE MIGHT SOME PROBLEMS BY THE SCHOOL. NO OF COURSE NOT. EASTERN IS A FUCKING PARADISE AND NOTHING CAN EVER GO FUCKING WRONG. MAYBE IF YOU ACTUALLY ASKED ME A LEGITIMATE QUESTION ABOUT LAST SEMESTER, YOU MIGHT'VE GOTTEN A "FEEDBACK" BUT NO. YOU JUST FUCKING ASSUMED THAT I'M SOME RETARD WHO DOESN'T KNOW JACK FUCKING SHIT. seriously, the way he talked to me throughout the thing was i was such a lower lower than him, than i ever COULD be. So...i have to see him again on the 22nd. for god only knows what. maybe he'll actually do something smart. and ask me what was the problem. Idk. i just might not even go. I just wanted to go to see what "academic probation" means and what this means for me. but he only talked about it for 5 minutes. 

i think that's it....i can't and i dont' want to remember right now. i'm burnt out being uber upset. so...sigh. 
if there's more i'll just add to this one and hopefully the next meeting won't be THIS bad. meh

Monday, January 10, 2011

long time no post

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It's sure been a very long time since i actually posted anything relevant on anything. lol. but i do have quite a few things to update. First off, the end of 2010 was absolutely horrid. just wanted to say that. I get that people think i'm not social or something, but i do want to be. i'd love to be invited to things and junk. I like being with people, but i guess people don't like being with me. oh well. but since about January 2nd, i've been feeling absolutely awesome. I've feel a lot better about everything and about my life. Granted I still don't have much "self-worth" and stuff related to that. I don't know why though, it just sort of just happened out of nowhere. Though i did get new clothes for myself on the 2nd (new pants, underwear, belt) and also i've been wearing a different hoodie than the one i was wearing. And i'm getting really better at my self image junk as well. lol. Though i do have to work on my social-ness. granted, since ppl don't invite me to junk, I have to FORCE myself out there. blugh. lol. I don't do that. I've never done that. Seriously. It's a miracle that i gained the friends i have. People try to suggest some tactics, but they worked horribly in the past. Now, granted, idk if they'll work NOW, in the present, but I'm still very hesitant to try these tactics once again. All i know, i've been failing to try to talk to new ppl. But i do know i have a harder time with girls..probably because i know i'll just be rejected--cuz i was rejected 98% of the time anyway. so why bother. YOU KNOW. i want to ask the girls that (probably won't read this) have rejected me and give the REAL answer you rejected me. Maybe that'll help as will help. Maybe that'll also change if i get a job? who knows. All i know i'm gonna try to send out more than 40 applications THIS week! starting wednesday probably. Anyway. I'm thinking of doing a very stupid action on fb soon. lol
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